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Hi Everyone welcome to TRUTH OR DARE. This is a second silly post and is of no importaNCE and again unless you need a laugh. i guess 2018 in retrospect was an an amazing year for me met so many new people from all over and the best part is i didn't have to travel much. as much as my job requires me to go out and meet people make that contact and find ways to develop a relationship with small business all around me you meet people from every continent. Because of where i live and work is basically on main artery here in Montreal i tend to eat and socialize in the restaurants and bars here and about.


Well after a long breakup it took me awhile to smile again which is i guess is normal when your self esteem takes a hit there goes your confidence right? But myself personally still believe (call me crazy) that there is a lock for every key, you just have to keep looking :) and when your time comes you'll meet the person that completes you okay i can hear ya "if ever hahaha" but even that's okay cause i'm pretty much easy come easy go person. As i watch my buddies stand around swiping tinder left and right i find watching their faces is amusing. specially the part when the girls friends or even better their wives pictures come up is just hilarious to see the faces they make :)) NNaww not for me call me a little crazy but happy to be looking I'll wait for her whoever where ever she is :) Please Enjoy play and leave a reply!


DARE: Tell us a fart joke. :)


P.s. Scratch my back and i'll love you back !:)
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Thank you @darsico



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Hi @extraterrestrial THANK YOU for being you, i would welcome you anytime your in town , there's so much opportunity for everyone i would happy to show help work with you :) i think you would do very well :)) sending you my very best vibes :))) your friend @darsico


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you got a friend in me :)


I ABSOLUTELY hope and pray that you already know that you have a Friend in me too! :) I wanted to stop by and wish you a GREAT weekend Buddy! :) I hope, pray and I am sure that your printing business is getting closer and closer to fruition. :) I'm saving my pennies and Cryptos to come and visit you one day. LOL! :) I recently purchased a good amount of Digibyte. Something told me to let you know. Who knows, maybe and hopefully I will be a permanent resident of Beautiful Canada one day. :) The States here are getting more and more interesting by the day. Always wishing you and your Family, all the VERY best of everything my Friend! :)) Your Friend @extraterrestrial! :)))


Hi @extraterrestrial here's some good vibes :))))))) i think you will have a lot fun also my little biz is technical consulting/web site hosting/web site development/printing/web promotions/affiliate everything under the sun :)), every season sees changes in types of services in demand. if i wasn't so buried in development i might be out selling more cards,signs and calendars but it's cold it's winter do more stuff indoors generally people plan ahead, more web stuff but i like printing repeat orders are great :) to your amazing success in 2019 @extraterrestrial may you find what you're looking for or it finds you :)) and happiness your friend @darsico

almost missed it in the middle of the "more code less talk"-year ...

i never in my life even considered online dating really .... as bad allegories go : i wouldnt mail-order a car either :/ which is probably demeaning to women but i guess im always demeaning someone here or there ...
It's been years since i had a physical/romantic relationship and frankly i dont really miss it much. Maybe when life is life again , or maybe in the next one

as for the fart joke ?
hmm ...

staying on topic ? an opener i never used either really :p

What a funny hahahha... I enjoy watching mr bean dating.

Why do I fart? It's because it's the only gas I can afford.

yes this is how your life is free to make yourself what you are. You who hold a remote are not you controlled by a remote

jejejeje There are moments that any appointment is good

Truth yes but it's shit lol

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I don't know how to respond to this. Either way I'm gonna loose

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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loved it


Wow very interesting really! 100% truth

Ta buena la imagen de baile en linea me rei mucho

Me encanta la cara del perrito. Ja,ja,ja


thanks he's friendly cold nose and all :)

Jajajajaj Si Me Supe Reir, Excelente

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